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2019 House Clark “Simpson” Awards

6/4/2022

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The Academy Awards 2019
House Clark Awards 2019
Best Picture
GREEN BOOK 
A Star is Born 
Black Panther  
Bohemian Rhapsody 
Roma
Vice
+2 more nobody watched
Best Picture  
A STAR IS BORN 
First Man
A Quiet Place 
​Vice
Best Actor
RAMI MALEK – Bohemian Rhapsody  
Christian Bale – Vice  
Viggo Mortensen – Green Book 
Bradley Cooper – A Star is Born  
​Willem Dafoe – At Eternity’s Gate    
Best Actor
JOHN KRASINSKI – A Quiet Place
Christian Bale – Vice 
Bradley Cooper – A Star is Born
​Nicholas Cage – Mandy 
Best Actress
OLIVIA COLMAN – The Favorite 
Lady Gaga – A Star is Born  
Glenn Close – The Wife  
Yalitza Aparicio – Roma  
​Melissa McCarthy – Can you ever forgive me?
Best Actress  
LADY GAGA – A Star is Born
Shailene Woodley - Adrift
Claire Foy – First Man
Amy Adams - Vice
Emily Blunt – A Quiet Place 
Most Annoying Performance 
MELISSA McCARTHY – Can you ever forgive me?
 
Most Overrated Film
Green Book 
                                                                                                               
Best Ensemble Cast  
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs – Tim Blake Nelson,
James Franco, Liam Neeson, Harry Melling,
Tom Waits, Zoe Kazan, Brenden Gleeson, Saul Rubinek.   
                                                                                                               
WTF did I just see?
MANDY   
 
Best juvenile performance
Millicent Simmonds – A Quiet Place 
Notes from awards committee:

2018 was a great year (at the Box Office) with Marvel superhero flicks and animated cartoons for children raking in the big bucks. The year was good, but not great, for films directed at grown-up adults.  This was also a year of hype. I often heard the praise of “Best Picture of the Year” on many mediocre films – and some were nominated for Academy awards. Roma had the most camera panning shots I ever watched, but not much of a story. We were unimpressed by Green Book, another dreary car tour of the Jim Crow South, and confess to being downright annoyed by Bohemian Rhapsody, while Black Panther oddly celebrated childish tribalism.
 
Our two top motion pictures of the year were A Star is Born and First Man. It was a tough call, but A Star is Born edged out First Man for Best Picture Simpson award. First Man is a good film but not great because Ryan Gosling was miscast in the lead to play Astronaut Neil Armstrong. Gosling failed to portray the High I.Q. warrior persona of the real Neil Armstrong. In fact he seemed a little dumb at times. Determined, but dumb. We loved everything else about the film, and don’t give me that silly bitching about not waving the American flag on moon. Don’t care. 

Fun Surprises ​
In April, with zero fanfare, John Krasinski dropped the year's most devilishly effective horror film, A Quiet Place. He also wrote and directed the movie. John Krasinski is a lucky guy: He's married to Emily Blunt, and is the first actor to win two Simpson awards for Best Actor (13 Hours and A Quiet Place).
 
Vox Lux – A dark fairy tale about the rise and fall and comeback of a musical star. American Pop Culture at its most raw.  
 
Lady Gaga in A Star is Born – What a debut movie performance for the star rock singer! She was perfect and won the Best Actress Simpson award in the most competitive year since 2015 for strong female characters – from Claire Foy in First Man, to Shailene Woodley in Adrift, to Amy Adams in Vice, to Emily Blount in A Quiet Place, to Natalie Portman in Lox Lux, to Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween.
 
Mandy – Bold, inventive, full of kick-ass surprises, and a visual feast for the eyes.
 
Halloween - Young and naïve, Karen Strode scolds her mom, Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) that it is needless to have a closet full of firearms for self-defense because, “The world is not a dark and evil place. It’s full of love and understanding!” HA! Queue another Michael Myers rampage. This film expertly and hilariously trolls the anti-2A Left wing gun grabbers.
Disappointments ​
The Favorite – smutty, loveless girl-on-girl porn disguised as fake British royal history during the reign of Queen Anne.
 
Gotti - There should be a law against movies like this that glorify violent criminals.

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